Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Off to College
I have found my role model in Xanna Steelman! She's off to San Francisco State this fall. I'm filing away this look for my freshman year in 2024.
In the meantime, man, I've been pooping up a storm. And peeing. Last night, my diaper was wet. Dad stripped me down and, well, the air was cold. Look out, more poop! Good thing you had a clean diaper there, Dad. Bet you didn't expect the pee, since it got all over your hand and soaked down through to the changing pad. Wheh. Feel much better now. Oh, wait, might want to save that third diaper, Dad, cause there's more pee on the way. Ahhh. Hey, I'm hungry now.
Exciting action at 2 AM.
In the meantime, man, I've been pooping up a storm. And peeing. Last night, my diaper was wet. Dad stripped me down and, well, the air was cold. Look out, more poop! Good thing you had a clean diaper there, Dad. Bet you didn't expect the pee, since it got all over your hand and soaked down through to the changing pad. Wheh. Feel much better now. Oh, wait, might want to save that third diaper, Dad, cause there's more pee on the way. Ahhh. Hey, I'm hungry now.
Exciting action at 2 AM.